Let’s face it, not very many people like Valentine’s Day. So if it’s got you down, here’s a girl’s guide to surviving THE WORST holiday ever created.
Remember to celebrate your friends with an appropriately worded card:
Don’t forget you can always “opt out” of the holiday entirely:
But if you want to still be a part of the holiday, don’t fret. Everyone knows LOVE SUCKS:
Plenty of other people have black hearts on Valentine’s Day:
So you might as well ADORN yourself with the sentiment:
Don’t be afraid to express how you feel:
Really put it out there:
So that everyone can see:
And remember to celebrate what makes you happy:
Because you are a BAD ASS BITCH:
There’s no such thing as PERFECT so learn to COMPROMISE:
Don’t be afraid to celebrate life’s little adequacies:
Ultimately, you are EVERYTHING you need:
And remember, I’m not yours. You’re not mine. Be my Anti-Valentine: