I FINALLY purchased my red latex skater skirt for my Velma costume:
The costume has been just sitting at my house, waiting for me to order the skirt to complete the set.
The latex skirt is coming all the way from Russia.
I picked a slightly longer skirt than most on account of all the junk in my trunk.
I’m sure even though I ordered a longer skirt it will still BARELY cover my assets.
Which is fine.
So now, I have the following costumes for Burning Man 2020:
Latex Velma from Scooby Doo:
Lisa in wrestling coach clothes from Weird Science:
Barf from Spaceballs
The nice part about all these costumes is that THEY TAKE UP VERY LITTLE SPACE!
They each fit in a gallon size Ziploc bag, which means I won’t need to cart multiple costume bins to Burning Man.
There’s a benefit to wearing barely there outfits, besides the glaring obvious one: