I was feeling smug today.
I managed to find a pair of solid red sneakers:
And I found the “perfect” sleeveless orange turtleneck:
THEREBY COMPLETING MY LATEX VELMA LOOK!
And then, I put it all together at home: the wig, the glasses, the shoes, the turtleneck, and the socks only to discover something was wrong:
Do you see it? Can you tell?
The sleeveless orange turtleneck is pumpkin orange, not the fire orange it should be.
And before you go knocking the costume for being latex on bottom and cotton on top, I say you try wearing a non-breathable latex sausage casing around your toroso in 105 degree heat and then come talk to me about choosing a more natural fabric (the skirt is ventilated, so it doesn’t count).