Fishing for flesh

The thing about Tinder is that some people fill out a profile, and others leave it blank.

I prefer filled out profiles because they AT LEAST give me a hint as to the personality of the person I’m considering swiping right on.

One of the details that can be filled out is a “theme song” from Spotify.

I always like to see what songs men list.

My song is “Good as Hell” by Lizzo because OF COURSE!

Here are some of the other good ones I’ve come across:

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For by U2.

Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar.

Cold Heart Bitch by Jet.

But HANDS DOWN my favorite is Neighbors Know My Name by Trey Songz.

The way you scream my name
Whoa, girl the love we made
Gone keep on bangin’ on the wall, but nothings gonna change
I bet the neighbors know my name

Don’t have to wonder what this guy is doing on Tinder.

He’s fishing for FLESH!