I’m on Tinder.
This is no surprise to you.
The other day I got a message from a guy:
Hold the phone!
I get the “I like the curves” comment but am I fucking cross eyed in my pictures?
Seriously?
WTF!?
Maybe he said it just to get a rise out of me because I’m half tempted to respond with:
WHAT CROSSED EYES!?
Instead I’m ignoring his comment but taking to my blog to vent.
Crossed eyes?!
If I thought my eyes were crossed on my photos would I post them?
I think not!
Who wants to look like an imbecile in their photos.
What a moron!
Oh dear, do my eyes cross?
Is there something to what he’s saying?
So I’m asking you guys, do my eyes cross in one of these pictures?
Which one?
Help!
Only when you’re focusing on a cell phone camera for a selfie, but TBH that’s everyone which is a subtle reason whey most selfie’s look kinda off to me.
Dante is right on the money. It’s selfie focus. I get it when I hold the phone close. Check out the selfies your friends post. You’ve probably just filtered out the cross-eyed look because you know what they look like. You have nice open eyes and so it seems a little more pronounced. Look at picture 2 in the series. It’s a prime example. Anyway, the rest of the message seems nice to me. I would just make a joke about selfie focus and see where it goes.
Hey Michelle