I took a belly dancing lesson from a Stanford Medical student.
I’m not kidding…. Alma is a phenomenal professional belly dancer AND a medical student at Stanford AT THE SAME TIME.
I know. It blows the mind.
In any case, she warmed us up by having us roll all over the wall, arms moving up and down, caressing the wall.
Then we got down to business.
Apparently, belly dancing is accomplished through amazing glute work.
We sat on the floor and practiced isolating and clenching our glute muscles – first the left, then the right, then both together.
I confess, even though I have an ample size derriere, I had a difficult time isolating my two glute muscles.
They both wanted to clench at the same time.
I became frustrated. I thought this was about shaking my hips. I can do that. What’s the big deal with all these butt muscles?
In the end, I felt like I needed A LOT more practice and just in general a lot more dancing experience.
I want to be graceful and poetic, not jerky and disjointed.
As it stands, you are unlikely to see me in a belly dancing outfit, dancing my ass off for anyone other than a significant other. I’m just not skilled enough at this time.
So the score was Belly dancing – 1, Michelle – 0.