My royal blue suspender bathing suit bottom took a tour all over the world (by accident) before arriving at my house.
I anxiously opened the package only to realize with dismay that it was entirely too small to fit me.
Not horribly small, just not sized right.
[These things sometimes happen when ordering custom clothes from etsy.]
In any case, I decided to just buy a royal blue high-waisted bikini bottom:
And therefore the whole outfit:
Of course, I laughed about the costume with Tejas before he pointed out to me that the ENTIRE character of Lisa is a representation of men’s fantasies, which conflicts with my new goal to be less sexy and more real when it comes to how I behave.
The irony of being told this by the person who nicknamed me BOMBSHELL is not lost on me.