It’s been a CRAZY roller coaster month, has it not?
With everyone settling into social distancing and shelter-at-home, it’s become SO FRIGGING EASY TO SEXT IT’S LAUGHABLE.
Not that it wasn’t easy to begin with but I’m noticing that all of a sudden EVERYONE is doing it barely a scant three minutes into texting.
It’s as if we’re all cooped up and our frustrations are building to a fever pitch.
And maybe that’s what’s happening.
Too long going without.
Apparently, there are porn subscriptions being given out for free due to the extraordinary times we are living in.
Personally, I choose to do something more productive with my time and so I’ve started watching YouTube videos on speaking Swedish.
Because I’ve started learning it, so I might as well keep going.
But between you and I, I’m loving this new passport feature of Tinder where you can meet people all over the world.
Breakfast in Paris, lunch in Sydney and dinner in New York City.
Not a bad way to spend a day.