Have you heard of the Pillow Challenge?

This social media challenge involves taking one (or more) pillows and fashioning them into a mini dress via a belt around the middle.

Yes, your back is totally exposed, but from the front it looks like the kind of waist-cinching, thigh-skimming confection you might expect to see on a runway.

After seeing a bunch of plus-size models take on the challenge, I decided to do the same.

So I grabbed my pillow, took a belt, and with much struggle and sweat managed to cinch it around my waist.

Then I discovered it was IMPOSSIBLE to take a decent selfie while wearing nothing but a pillow and I was too embarrassed to ask for help.

My kids, I suspect, already think their mom is nuts.

I don’t need to add more fuel to the fire.

So I laid down in bed and snapped ONE picture of me in my pillow dress.

The picture came out BARELY PG13-rated so instead of posting it, I’m just going to link to it here.

It’s not really NSFW, but proceed with caution.