I’m just going to go ahead and admit it.
I have TOO MUCH MAKEUP!
As part of my shelter in place homesteading experience, I am slowly going through all my cabinet drawers and bookshelves and reorganizing everything.
I have a BUNCH OF CRAP that I need to throw away or donate.
Anyway, part of the reorganization process involves going though (I KID YOU NOT) six storage boxes of makeup and eliminating what is useless.
I’m not even counting the suitcase that I keep most of my makeup in.
Sadly if I’m honest, most of it is useless.
Because I have SO MUCH MAKEUP I don’t even know what I have!
How can you use something you don’t even know exists?
I am tempted to throw a socially distanced makeup party and invite all my friends and family who would like to check it out to come by and take whatever they want.
After all, most of the makeup has never even been opened!
I know, I know!
It’s an illness.
And I am trying to overcome it.
I’ve gotten much better at restraining myself when it comes to shopping at Ulta and Sephora.
Just so you know, my kids REFUSE to let me set foot inside cosmetic stores if they are with me, THAT’S HOW BAD IT IS!
The irony in all this is that I have a daughter.
I could share (dump) all this makeup on her.
EXCEPT SHE’S NOT INTO MAKEUP!
She prefers the natural look – chapstick is about as much makeup as she puts on.
I guess God decided to play a joke on me and give me an obsession I can’t share with either of my children.
So, if any of my friends are interested in makeup, hit me up.
You know who you are!