I did next to nothing ALL WEEKEND LONG.
That’s sort of par for the course, when sheltering in place.
I watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
I guess I’m in an 80s mood.
I also went to Rene home which he now shares with his new girlfriend.
I brought along a friend so I woudn’t have to drive all the way to Seaside by myself.
The food was delicious, but the company was extraordinary.
It’s always good to see old friends.
Especially ones you can tease mercilessly.
What most people don’t know is that once upon a time, when Rene was married, his wife bitch slapped me for twirling my hair.
Apparently, it was a pet peeve of hers.
So she cracked me one right across the face.
This story gets told time and again to all of Rene’s girlfriends.
Each time, they are shocked.
Rene’s new girlfriend was suitably appalled on my behalf.
And you know what?
I twirled my hair in front of her and guess what?
No bitch slap!
That’s a win in my book.