I’m literally FLOATING in a sea of lumberjacks.
Well, color me happy!
But seriously, here every guy is an outdoorsman, drives a truck, and can operate heavy machinery.
I’ve been swiping on Tinder, just to get an idea of what’s out there in Reno.
Visually, I’m in my dating Mecca.
Substance-wise I’m in Death Valley.
Because there’s a whole lot of red hats here in Washoe County.
In fact, a Oldsmobile decked out in TRUMP swag was spotted in Virginia City today compete with blaring “Proud to be an American. . .” blaring over a loud speaker.
I’ve got to find me a LIBERAL lumberjack.
One who rescues homeless puppies and finds them homes.
The kind of man who works all day only to come home and braid his daughter’s hair for bed time.
I want a man who can shoe horn a 30 foot Winnebago into a 28 foot parking spot.
A man who has as many friends from his childhood as he does from his adult life because he makes friends every where he goes.
I want a man who can make other people laugh and who possesses a passionate soul.
I’m just looking for someone tall, dark and random.