You know, it’s possible that this collecting costume thing is getting out of hand.
I literally have hundreds of them.
I used to collect shoes and ball gowns.
Now it’s costumes and Burning Man outfits.
All of this is just a preface to me saying this:
I bought another costume today.
I bought a Cher outfit.
Not THAT Cher.
I’m no slim Armenian-American pop star.
Not even close, though the attempt to do a Cher costume would be HILARIOUS!
No, I meant Cher from Clueless.
Because honestly every time I see that costume, I get a little giggly.
And because they made it in my size.
So why the F not?