The Cher from Clueless costume has arrived!

Can you imagine my delight?

Who knew a loud yellow plaid skirt suit could make me so happy.

I’m here to report to you that this is a BEDROOM ONLY costume.

Why, you ask?

Because it is SO SHORT it doesn’t cover my ass OR THE FRONT OF ME!

I should have known when I opened up the package and found a pair of knickers with the words “WHATEVER” written across the booty.

This skirt was made to let ALL YOUR JUNK HANG OUT.

And let me tell you. . . my junk HANGS!

I’m bold, but not THAT bold.