The Cher from Clueless costume has arrived!
Can you imagine my delight?
I’m here to report to you that this is a BEDROOM ONLY costume.
Why, you ask?
Because it is SO SHORT it doesn’t cover my ass OR THE FRONT OF ME!
I should have known when I opened up the package and found a pair of knickers with the words “WHATEVER” written across the booty.
And let me tell you. . . my junk HANGS!
I’m bold, but not THAT bold.