I swear

No, I’m not doing it.

But I WANT to. . .

Here’s the $69.99 costume for Vivian Ward, one of the main characters in the movie Pretty Woman.

A cheaper version of the dress is HERE.

They generally come with a fake blond bob wig, an o-ring dress, a black beret, and necklaces so all that’s left to get are the boots:

You can find thick girl boots HERE, and regular OTK boots HERE.

But I’m not buying this costume.

I SWEAR, I’m not!