I’m of Norwegian descent.
Bear with me.
There’s a reason I’m telling you this.
As a plus size woman of Norwegian descent, I’m always looking for examples of my bodies on other people.
You know this, ladies.
Do we or do we not get a little thrill when we come across someone who shares our size and shape?
So there I am, browsing Instagram when this plus model pops up in my stream:
And I HAPPEN to notice that she’s Norwegian.
And there’s something about her, even though I’m blond and she’s brunette, that reminds me of myself.
So I follow her.
I also happen to notice that she’s wearing a really sexy cherub/angel print mesh dress which I think will make a lovely sexy nightie, should I EVER have the occasion of needing a nightie to impress upon a man that I’m quite sexy.
So I BOUGHT it.
And here I sit, one hour later totally regretting the purchase.
Because the last thing I need is another nightie to stuff into one of the seven already overflowing drawers that I have.
All because of a cute Norwegian girl.