Once upon a time, a blond middle aged woman attended a Dr. Seuss burner theme party to celebrate a great trifecta of friends’ birthdays.
In order to join in the festivities, said middle aged woman dressed up as The Lorax, complete with bushy yellow eyebrows, a fuzzy yellow mustache, and a yellow onesie.
She spouted wise words such as “Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!”
And her personal favorite, “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
Why she loved that quote so much she even emblazoned it on coffee mugs which she gifted to the birthday celebrants.
And for the guests she provided truffula tree pens and flower seed bombs.
As it turned out, The Lorax is not a common costume and when she showed a picture of her magnificent Lorax costume to her friend, her friend thought that she was HULK HOGAN!
And wouldn’t you know, if you add a singlet, some wrestling boots, and a HULKMANIA bandana, your Lorax turns into The Hulk!