Santa did not deliver.
Barring that, I did have a backup list of Christmas presents:
A Masterclass pass and Rosetta Stone unlimited.
What could be better than learning from the experts on topics ranging from international cuisine to negotiation, to photography and style.
And of course you all know how much I’m enjoying learning Swedish.
Imagine getting access to ALL Rosetta Stone language languages?
Well the good news is that I was gifted some money with which I can apply toward the cost of Masterclass and Rosetta Stone.
In celebration of my soon-to-be trilingual status, I made my very first joke in Swedish:
I was on a walk with a Swedish friend and I asked him how many times he’s attended “SEXSABILITY” the sex-positive festival which takes place in Sweden.
“Six,” he replied.
“Sex,” I joked. [sex is ‘six’ in Swedish]
Ha ha ha ha!
I never said it was a good joke!