With all the planning and purchasing and designing that went in to my Strawberry Dress would you be surprised to learn that I have every last detail of the outfit ironed out EXCEPT the dress?!
I have a strawberry hat, a strawberry necklace, strawberry earrings, strawberry shoes, strawberry purse, strawberry wallet, strawberry bag charm, and strawberry nails BUT I HAVE NO DRESS!
I’ve bought three strawberry dresses.
The first two were just a bit too tight.
So I finally found a source with larger sizes.
But it has yet to arrive.
In the meantime, I received a strawberry bikini in the mail.
But I’m afraid that size 2XL in this bikini is a size 8 in the USA and I am more voluptuous than that.
So I have two strawberry dresses and one strawberry bikini that need to be returned.
I’ve decided that the strawberry bikini is completely unnecessary and I wonder what prompted me to buy it in the first place.
Mama don’t need no size 8 bikini for under her strawberry dress, no!
Mama needs SPANX!