First of all, I am NOT working on another costume inspired by this model/celebrity:
But IF I were, the first thing I’d notice is that it’s rather easy to purchase a “PLUS SIZE BLACK THONG BIKINI BOTTOM.”
It is remarkably HARD however to find a transparent mesh bodysuit to wear over it [NOTE TO SELF: It’s only hard until you check lingerie sites like Yandy.com and SpicyLingerie.com]
And right about the time I googled “plus size see-through jumpsuit” I started to wonder if perhaps in my enthusiasm for the “Buss It” phenomenon sweeping TIkTok that I might be going a bit TOO FAR in the costume department.
I am a 47 year old mother who probably doesn’t need to hang my ass out for all to see.
And I maybe took a second to snap a few pics of what appealed to me, no matter how bright and bold:
Realizing that all these jumpsuits are pretty ridiculous and I don’t need to buy them.
And then I stumbled across the Shangri La of jumpsuits:
Now of course, you’re thinking I’m crazy but picture it with these earrings:
And THIS hair:
Add a pair of roller skates and some doublemint gum and I am the rolling 70s!