Maybe I won’t do Tank Girl meets Ariana Grande.
They are too diametrically opposed and adding a long ponytail does not an Ariana Grande make.
Ariana is feminine in a flirty way whereas Tank Girl is more androgynous and sexy in a badass way.
I’ve decided that I’m just going with Tank Girl.
Today I got the camo pants in the mail.
I purchased a Tank Girl pin:
And a Tank Girl belt buckle which I’ll add to an orange belt:
And yes, I bought the star bikini top because it was on deep discount on Etsy and because I know it’ll make an impression:
I also got a trapper hat:
Today, I pulled all the parts of the outfit together using a black vinyl bikini top, and this is what I was able to get a picture of:
Now, all I have to add are my black boots and some military-esque pins and perhaps a bandolier of booze, like this one, but filled with itty bitty bottles of single-serve booze:
Won’t I be a sight to see?!