Well, I got the rave star bikini top figured out.
I managed to get it on with some advice from my friend Nadine.
And how did it look, you want to know?
Like a busted can of biscuits.
But not in a bad way.
Not at all.
In a hot and buttery, melt-in-your-mouth kind of way.
I had a visceral reaction to it.
Ad I imagine other people will have visceral reactions to it.
So I’m not posting it here.
I’ll just save it to send to a special friend.
At first, I thought I would never wear the top outside the bedroom.
But then I thought about it, and realized that if I added my fishnet shirt to it and perhaps a utility vest, I could pull off this Tank Girl-ish look.
And of course, trying on a bikini top in panties is a lot different than wearing it with a pair of camo pants.
But I’m pretty sure it’s an EVENING-ONLY outfit seeing as how there’s not enough sunblock in the universe to keep my pale skin from frying out there on the daytime desert playa.
FYI, when they recommend a top for sizes C cup and smaller, they’re not joking.
I can barely tear my eyes away from all the cleavage.