Once upon a time, I dated a guy with a fetish.
Now, there are lots of fetishes out there.
And my personal favorite: black vinyl fetish.
But I’ve never come across anyone with an infant fetish.
Talking like a baby.
The whole shebang.
I’m not adverse to catering to someone’s fetish.
After all, I too have certain things that I like.
But believe me, I had an interesting time catering to this guy’s fetish.
It’s definitely NOT MY THING and all I can say about it is this:
For anyone who actually IS a mom, being called “Mommy” brings back memories of my two young kids and all the work it took me to raise them into the lovely human beings they are now.
I’m not sure that’s the association I need in order to effectively carry out his fantasy.
Also, and I’m just putting this out there, I don’t really want to be REMINDED of babies and young kids while I’m getting some action.
It seems inappropriate to the nth degree.
So I went ahead and role played but in the end, I think I can safely say that this is a fetish I do not possess and will not partake of in the future.
I’m a mom to two wonderful teenagers, not a mommy to a grown man.