I’m putting together a care package for The Swede and his daughter.
I took back so much deliciousness from Sweden, it only seems fair to share my California with them.
But what to get?
Fucking Ghost Pepper Nuts!
And Caroline Reaper Jerky!
You know, just to say “thanks for destroying my taste buds when you fed me that spicy chocolate truffle.”
It’s my way of returning the favor.
Of course Tejas contributed to the package with his Ghost Pepper Infused Salt.
Nothing says “you’re special” like a third degree burn to the lips.
Am I right?
And I got Sriracha sauce just because MAYBE they don’t have it in Sweden and who doesn’t LOVE Sriracha sauce?
But seriously, I also picked up some Dayquil/Nyquil for them since it’s not available in Sweden.
Hopefully it will slip by customs.
And then there’s a small but select pile of makeup and skin care products for The Swede’s daughter.
Because I have NO IDEA what else to get her.
And finally, I picked up some SWEDISH FISH for them.
Because they have FISH CANDY in Sweden, but not SWEDISH FISH.
A box of that will remedy the situation.
So whaddya think?
Is it a good care package?