The first thing you need to know about Burning Man 2019 is that I GOT MY PERIOD the day I was leaving for the playa.
And all my toiletry supplies were packed into the back of a locked trailer, blocked in by bikes, air mattresses, and supplies.
Fortunately, Stargazer came to my rescue.
He took me out to run a few last-minute errands and picking up tampons was one of those errands.
My mortification was only surpassed by my gratefulness to him for helping me out in a pinch.
So, in case you’re wondering if I went hog wild on the playa and found myself lovers to play with, the answer is no.
I was kinda thinking about the stargazer that I left behind.
AND my body was having NONE OF IT!
No play for Burning Man 2019.
So sorry if you were looking forward to tales of cocks – be they hard or half-hard.
I took off for the playa with 12 condoms and I returned with 12 condoms.
Cry your tears now because I’m actually quite happy with how my burn turned out, even without lovers.
Not that I didn’t have the opportunity.
I just found myself more interested in seeing art and enjoying my little camp community than going out and getting my freak on with other people.
I know it’s too new for me to be able to say one way or another whether Stargazer and I will continue to date.
But I prefer to err on the side of caution.
So it was a dry burn for me, in more than one way.