Anti-Valentine’s Day Ideas

I’ve got 10 events in 10 days at work so I’m reposting some old content I find funny.  New content will resume on February 6th.

Reposted from 2017:

 

I can’t tell you how HAPPY it makes me to embrace my bitterness and frustration and write these posts.

It’s cathartic!

I want to send all my single friends nasty little “VD sux” cards.

I want to wear a TOXIC LOVE sweatshirt to work with bitter little earrings and just wallow in anger and self-pity.

For once, I don’t want to be optimistic and positive and try to see my situation as temporary and enjoyable.

I just want to be mad.

Because on Valentine’s Day, being single SUCKS.

No one loves me.

Boo hoo!

av1The Boyfriend Pillow

 

av2Black Lollipops

av3Single AF Tank

 

av4Wine is my Valentine Glasses

av5Anti-VD Necklace

 

av6Anti-VD Earrings

av7Love is in the Air T-shirt

 

av8Happy Singles Awareness Day Card
av9Twat heart av10Cupcake Toppers

 

More Anti-Valentines Day Links

Wanna watch a movie on Valentine’s Day but avoid a sappy romance? Try 10 Anti-Valentine’s Movies by shortlist. Or 12 Anti-Valentines’s Day Movies via Your Tango.

Now fuck off and die video clip from Closer starring Clive Owen and Julia Roberts.  NSFW, turn the volume D O W N !

25 Anti-Valentine’s Day Gifts for Your Single Girlfriends via Popsugar.  Because HOES BEFORE BROS, you know!

Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards for someone not so special via Jezebel.  Because let’s face it, sometimes taking the low road feels AWFULLY good.  My personal favorite (which I’d dedicate to The Hunk) is below:

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Broken heart coloring page via Roots Design on Etsy.  Vent those frustrations in technicolor!

A whole outfit put together to make you look BADASS on Valentine’s Day via murmur5000 on Polyvore.  Except for maybe those glossy burgundy lips.  Those lips have “PRINCESS” written all over them.

11 LOL Memes That Perfectly Describe How You Really Feel About Valentine’s Day via Seventeen.  My favorite is below:

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More Anti-Valentine’s Day ideas

I can’t tell you how HAPPY it makes me to embrace my bitterness and frustration and write these posts.

It’s cathartic!

I want to send all my single friends nasty little “VD sux” cards.

I want to wear a TOXIC LOVE sweatshirt to work with bitter little earrings and just wallow in anger and self-pity.

For once, I don’t want to be optimistic and positive and try to see my situation as temporary and enjoyable.

I just want to be mad.

Because on Valentine’s Day, being single SUCKS.

No one loves me.

Boo hoo!

av1The Boyfriend Pillow

 

av2Black Lollipops
av3Single AF Tank

 

av4Wine is my Valentine Glasses
av5Anti-VD Necklace

 

av6Anti-VD Earrings
av7Love is in the Air T-shirt

 

av8Happy Singles Awareness Day Card
av9Twat heart av10Cupcake Toppers

 

Save