I was at a party when I noticed that some friends were hopping into the hot tub in various states of undress.
Some wore bathing suits.
Others wore half a bathing suit.
And still others wore their birthday suit.
Well, there is nothing I like better than socializing au naturel, so I stripped and climbed (almost fell) inside.
I’m so dignified (cough).
I know you’d like to think that there was action.
And perhaps there was.
But it was all PG-13 rated.
No one got past first base!
Sadly, I had to get out of the hot tub prematurely because my dear friend Tejas needed encouragement to consume water (not booze).
[How he managed to find CINNAMON SCHNAPPS when I told him to drink water for a while I WILL NEVER KNOW.]
That man is nothing if not resourceful.
So I have saved the memory of the hot tub activities firmly in my mind and will enjoy watching it play on repeat to my utter delight.