My birthday is coming up!
Last year I hosted a Bohemian Rhapsody themed birthday party at the premiere of Bohemian Rhapsody, the Freddie Mercury biopic.
Two years before that, I hosted a pirate’s pub crawl in Campbell with my friends.
All very fun.
This year, I’m going to my aunt and uncle’s house in Castro Valley to celebrate a late Halloween party.
I’m dressing up as a Lizzo-inspired performer.
Quite frankly, that’s as close as I can get to that bad ass bitch.
I’m excited, however.
Getting another year older is NBD.
It’s a luxury denied to many so I remind myself as I start to feel my creaking knees and spot gray hair on my head that I should be thrilled.
Lord knows that but for the grace of God, or the unraveling of the universe, I might not be where I am today.
Celebrating my birthday with family and friends.
I plan to celebrate my birthday for as long as I can and see as many friends and family as possible.
It’s just a BONUS that there’s costumes involved.
Mother’s Day is coming up!
I just realized this.
Which means I have to get something for my mom, my birthmom, stepmom and my grandma.
I am thinking I’ll get some really beautiful handmade cards for each of them.
I’m sort of in love with these POP UP cards from ScrappyTailsCrafts on Etsy:
Aren’t they just BEAUTIFUL?!
Just like my moms, my stepmom and my grandma!
And I always try to do something special for my friend Barbara, whose mother passed away a few years ago (and on my birthday).
I know she keenly feels the loss, and Mother’s Day just exacerbates it.
Usually I send flowers, and I’m thinking this year I’ll send something a little different.
Like a cookie bouquet!
A tasty treat for my dear friend.
As always, Mother’s Day makes me realize how many SPECTACULAR WOMEN I have in my life, not just my mothers, but also my sisters, aunts, and friends.
I believe you can measure the happiness in your life by the number of really close female relationships you have.
And in that respect, I’m a millionaire!
I am so thankful for the amazing friends and family I have. It’s been an incredible year filled with love, laughter, and the best life has to offer. Merry Christmas everyone!
It seems like only yesterday my oldest son was sleeping peacefully in his crib, wearing footie pajamas.
But clearly more time has passed because last week, THIS happened. . .
That’s right, my oldest son Duncan graduated high school as part of the Class of 2017.
It was a real eye opener for me.
The time has clearly flown by. I thought I had forever to raise this little baby into a man and now I blink and he’s turned into someone I’m proud to call my son.
Hard to believe.
It makes me want to go up to parents of young children and tell them, “Cherish this time. It goes by SO FAST.”
Unlike some parents, I do not feel the slightest bit of reluctance to see my baby fly the nest.
Instead, I feel like flinging my arms open wide and urging him to “Go! Spread your wings!”
In other words, “PAY YOUR BILLS!”
Yes folks, I kinda feel happy to pass all those bills from me to him – the telephone, the car insurance, the lunch money, etc.
Maybe I’d feel differently if I had a daughter.
Maybe I’d feel more protective.
I literally handed my son $500 and two boxes of condoms and said, “Adios love bug! Do me proud.”
I got invited to a Good ‘n Bad themed burner (as in Burning Man) potluck birthday party.
Naturally, I bought my costume MONTHS ago.
I got myself a naughty nun costume.
PERFECT for me since I sway between abstinence and nymphomania.
Well, the other day I tried to put the costume on.
TRIED, being the operative word here.
The sleeves wouldn’t even fit over my WRISTS!
Now, I’m not sure what size body the costume was DESIGNED for, but I’m pretty sure it’s not an XL like it says on the label.
Not one bit.
Needless to say, I was back at square one.
Time to come up with something different.
So I poked around in my closet and found this lovely red dress I’ve never worn WHICH FITS MY BODY.
And then I scoured etsy (my FAVORITE place to shop for eccentricities) for red devil horns and I found these for a mere $8.
So there you have it, a RED HORNY DEVIL costume for $8.
Am I awesome, or what?
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5. Valentine’s Day quotes [LINK]
6. The poetry of Pablo Neruda [LINK]