Snark

I bought a cookie bouquet for my kids.

I wish there was an option to get Anti-Valentine’s Day cookies.

Cookies with messages like:

Meh

Nope

Go Away

Bite Me

Suck It

But sadly, it seems that love triumphs over disinterest and so I’m stuck with actually sending messages of love to my kids instead of snark.

Sigh.

I know they prefer snark.

How I do Valentine’s Day

boysI have two teenage sons – ages 15 and 17.

They are at an age now where they are keenly aware of what is cool and what isn’t.

Dodge Chargers? Cool.

Bieber hair? Not cool.

College football? Cool.

Valentine’s Day? Not cool.

They happen to be the two most important men in my life and since I have no one to celebrate a ROMANTIC Valentine’s Day with, I opt to celebrate a FAMILIAL Valentine’s Day with them.

I’m sure they’d rather I not, but I am a Type-A overachiever and I can’t let a holiday go by without celebrating the SHIT out of it.

Therefore, MILK AND HONEY CAKERY.

av11They make Anti-Valentine’s Day cookies and deliver them before Valentine’s Day.

I just ordered a dozen as a gift from me to my spawn.

I just love the sentiments on the cookies:

  • U STINK
  • NEXT
  • GAG
  • NOPE

They’re absolutely perfect for giving to my way-too-cool-for-you teenage sons who actually groan at the idea of me giving them a Valentine’s Day gift (that isn’t cash).

Last year though, they stuffed their pockets with the cookies and gave them to their friends.

Because apparently it’s cool to insult your buddies.

And just for clarification, I did not receive any discount for writing this blog and will not receive a kickback if you buy any cookies.

I just happen to think MILK AND HONEY CAKERY is awesome and I have to share.