It comes as no surprise to ANYONE that I LOVE etsy.
Just like that, in ALL CAPS.
It’s my favorite shopping site on the internet on account of I’m a wierdo and a freak and etsy has lots of weird and freaky shit.
We were MFEO (made for each other).
So I killed about 4 hours looking through 250 pages of “Burning Man Accessories” on the site today and here’s the top 12 I found, in no particular order:
Way awesome sunglasses! I can practically see some 20 something year old hot guy in spandex wearing these and ROCKING THEM!
Dude! Retro goggles! Love the wrap around look and vintage feel! Would look totally cool on the playa!Tribal clothing. Love the faux fur and the cloth strips hanging down. Feather could be MOOPY so watch out!Fuzzy bike seat cover! Totally awesome. I’d love to ride around the playa sitting on THIS!Feather Safari Bandit Mask – but not REAL feathers so it’s MOOP-approved!
I believe there’s a picture out there of a man wearing an ENTIRE MIRROR SUIT at Burning Man. This is the more-affordable, less weighty option.
A bodychain with real gemstones. Gorgeous. Looks even better naked but can totally rock this look in my white wizard dress.
Lights are always an afterthought for me, depite how much Tejas drives home the concept of LIGHING YOUR FUCKING SELF UP! This I love. I can throw it on and go. Darkward status avoided.
Because I’m a girl and I like girly things. ‘Nuff said.
Very cool playa gift. I wish I could make these and give them away.
Hair falls AND dread locks?! OMG, perfect. Real hair is overrated on the playa and looks like a rat’s nest after only 6 hours. Go with the fake shit!Well, I love these pasties but they’re glitter so they’re a BIG NO-NO on the playa. Still, had to show them off!
Tell me which ones you like. . .
All these images link to their webpage on etsy so if you’re inspired to buy, go ahead!
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