I MAYBE went on a little spending spree to get some outfits put together for Burning Man.
One thing I’ve noticed. . . my outfits are getting MUCH smaller.
Where I used to put together layers of clothing, I’ve now adopted a simpler methodology.
Short shorts and crop tops.
Bathing suits and micro skirts.
I have ONE long faux fur jacket I wear for warmth.
But otherwise, on the playa, I’ve got to stay cool and the best way to do that is to go naked. . .
Which I’m not going to do.
The second best way to accomplish that is to actually wear as little clothing as possible.
That I can handle.
Everyone will get to see my thick thighs and my bodacious boobs in these outfits.
It can trigger weird reactions in people.
Not everyone likes curvy women.
But some people do.
And I swear, if one person walks up to me to tell me how “BRAVE” I am to wear tiny outfits, I’m going to make them chew tinfoil while shaving their head with a cheese grater.
You see, it’s like this:
I see curvy women wearing minimal clothing ALL THE TIME and they look great, even with all those curves.
So I figure, the only thing stopping me from also looking great in tiny clothes is me.
I love my body.
It’s given birth three times.
I’ve nursed two babies and yet I still have great tits.
It’s survived 45 years of wear and tear.
It’s got plenty more mileage left to go.
So, without further adieu, here are the outfits for Burning Man 2019: Metamorphoses: