I have WRITER’S BLOCK.
Well, it’s not that I have NOTHING to write about, it’s that NOTHING I feel like writing about is WORTHY of putting pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard).
Like who wants to know that my nearly 19 year old son is asking me to buy him a $35,000 sports car to “motivate” him to go to school and get a job?
If someone fucking bought me a $35,000 car, WHY ON EARTH would I work or go to school?!
Nevermind that I have YET to own a car worth that much.
AND. . .
I knocked the fingernail off my little pinky finger on my left hand and am ECSTATIC to discover that it’s growing back!
I did it while sleeping on Tejas’ couch when I caught it on a seam and ripped it off.
Who knew sleeping could be dangerous?
And then DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED on how freaked out I am about my mom’s heart condition.
She gets winded all the time and has to sit down but continues to chase after her two little grandsons like it’s the best thing in the world for her.
I’M GETTING HEART PROBLEMS JUST WATCHING HER STRUGGLE TO BREATHE!
And of course, there’s the fact that now I am suddenly responsible for all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, food shopping, etc. for a household of 5 people!
I BARELY have time to relax before it’s bedtime.
I start falling asleep at 8 pm.
So that’s my life in a nutshell
No outrageous sex.
No fun parties (although there is a 40th birthday party and the Pagan Bunny Burn coming up).
No cool costume building.
Just paying bills and growing fingernails.
That’s all that’s going on here.