I have a theory about fortune cookies.
If you get a fortune you don’t care for, just leave it on the table and the fortune goes away.
But if you get a fortune you like, you have to keep it on your person and it will come true.
At any given time, you can find a half dozen or so fortunes stuffed in my wallet.
The other day, I got THIS fortune with my Panda Express order:
A long awaited vacation?
A great deal of pleasure?
Am I going to Sweden?
Cuz that way pleasure lies.
Oh, how I miss my Swede.
Then again, maybe it’s referring to Burning Man.
When I think of all the things I want to do at Burning Man, I get warm and fuzzy feelings inside.
My cuddle puddle.
The foam bath dance party.
Human Carcass Wash.
Given the fact that I’ve been abstinent since unSCruz in May, I LOVE the idea of having a “great” deal of pleasure coming my way.
It just remains to be seen which form that pleasure comes in.
But overall, this fortune?
It’s a keeper.