WTF? It’s like I’m being ASKED to behave badly. I don’t think I need to tell you that if I came upon this sign along a road, I think I couldn’t resist making my own statement…
I think it’s Canadian, eh? They’re so helpful!
I can relate:
This. . .
And have I mentioned how much I love Scott Eastwood (a fellow burner)?
I am like this dog:
Leaving you with a peaceful feeling:
Here’s the latest I’ve found entertaining on the internet:
The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds (click image for article):
You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Rock Cover (gives me shivers):
For my camping friends, glow-in-the-dark tent ropes:
Kyle Larson’s wife shotguns a Busch heavy tallboy (in an evening gown!):
Normally, I’m not a pink person, but for some reason I love this ($60):
Must be in a pink mode because I ALSO LOVE THESE Willa earrings from Loren Hope ($198):
Nearly black succulent, takes my breath away ($10-$20):
Wanna surprise your lover? Get a pair of panties with his face ALL OVER THEM ($20):
Eleven snacks pickle lovers should try, for my burner friends:
And FINALLY, I’ve got NO FUCKS LEFT TO GIVE:
I’ve never been a Marine. I suspect I’d make a lousy soldier on account of I like to sleep in and I’m not very athletic unless I’m naked and horizontal.
In any case, I know quite a few Marines and they inspired me to put together my “Marine” supporter uniform:
Laugh all you want. I certainly laugh at myself but let me tell you this…
THEY’RE GOING TO LOVE IT!
And if not, if all they do is laugh, then at least I entertained them for a while.
So I randomly clicked on a YouTube video on Facebook.
It’s something I don’t normally do.
Oh sure, I click the booty, boobs, and beefcake video links but not just a random “mom” video.
THIS had me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD.
She is, quite honestly, AWESOME!
When she’s laughing and Chewbacca is roaring and she can’t seem to stop, TEARS WERE STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS.
Just gotta love Candace Payne!
FYI, if you’re looking to buy the same mask that Candace is wearing, you can get it here for $17.99 on clearance right now (was $44.99).