My Marine uniform

I’ve never been a Marine. I suspect I’d make a lousy soldier on account of I like to sleep in and I’m not very athletic unless I’m naked and horizontal.

In any case, I know quite a few Marines and they inspired me to put together my “Marine” supporter uniform:

  • A camo tank top
  • Bright red latex panties

Laugh all you want. I certainly laugh at myself but let me tell you this…

THEY’RE GOING TO LOVE IT!

And if not, if all they do is laugh, then at least I entertained them for a while.

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Laughing my ass off

So I randomly clicked on a YouTube video on Facebook.

It’s something I don’t normally do.

Oh sure, I click the booty, boobs, and beefcake video links but not just a random “mom” video.

THIS had me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD.

She is, quite honestly, AWESOME!

When she’s laughing and Chewbacca is roaring and she can’t seem to stop, TEARS WERE STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS.

Just gotta love Candace Payne!

FYI, if you’re looking to buy the same mask that Candace is wearing, you can get it here for $17.99 on clearance right now (was $44.99).

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My Marine uniform

I’ve never been a Marine. I suspect I’d make a lousy soldier on account of I like to sleep in and I’m not very athletic unless I’m naked and horizontal.

In any case, I know quite a few Marines and they inspired me to put together my “Marine” supporter uniform:

  • A camo tank top
  • Bright red latex panties

Laugh all you want. I certainly laugh at myself but let me tell you this…

THEY’RE GOING TO LOVE IT!

And if not, if all they do is laugh, then at least I entertained them for a while.

IMG_7281 latex

 

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