Legs

michelleI’ll let you in on a little secret:

I RARELY shave my legs.

It’s not that I’m TOO LAZY to shave them in the shower.

It’s just that I mostly wear pants and so my legs don’t show.

And. . . my hair is blond.

So even when it shows, it doesn’t REALLY show.

At least that was my theory until 5 minutes ago.

Picture this:

I’m wearing a black leather midi skirt with black platform heels and a red and black buffalo plaid shirt.

My legs are bare.

I’m standing in front of the window, silhouetted by the incoming light when I feel a little chill.

All the hair on my body STANDS UP.

I look down and HAPPEN to notice that I CAN SEE ALL THE BLOND HAIRS ON MY LEGS .

Like, there’s a bushel of them!

And just like that. . .

I’VE RESOLVED TO SHAVE MY LEGS.

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