I’ve been invited to TWO Valentine’s Day Pub Crawls.
The first is on the Friday BEFORE Valentine’s Day.
The second is on Valentine’s Day itself.
For both crawls, I will be wearing a onesie.
You know, one of those full body pajamas you see on babies?
Now, you might ask why I chose to wear onesies, and it’s a simple answer:
Because one of the crawls is a ONESIE Pub Crawl.
So I’m wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie because I like rainbows and unicorns.
The other pub crawl is a VALENTINE themed pub crawl.
And since my latex dress outfit fell through, I decided to just pick up a Valentine onesie and wear that.
It’s simple and doesn’t require lots of accessorizing.
Between you and I, I happen to have FIVE onesies – the unicorn, the Valentine, a zebra, the Grinch, and Chewbacca.
It’s impossible to have JUST ONE ONESIE.