Valentine’s Day is coming up and I’m going on a pub crawl with friends.
It’s a Table for Onesie Pub Crawl, so we will all be dressed up in unisex onesies.
I have seemingly a hundred onesies in my collection and I need to select one to wear that night.
I’m leaning towards my purple star onesie, basically because I love the idea of wearing my lavender wig.
But also, a rainbow unicorn would be nice.
I’m planning on taking an uber to and from the pub crawl so I can drink without worrying about getting a DUI.
Nothing like hoping into an uber in a big purple star onesie and a lavender wig to say “it’s time to PARRRRRTY!”
I’ve been invited to TWO Valentine’s Day Pub Crawls.
The first is on the Friday BEFORE Valentine’s Day.
The second is on Valentine’s Day itself.
For both crawls, I will be wearing a onesie.
You know, one of those full body pajamas you see on babies?
Now, you might ask why I chose to wear onesies, and it’s a simple answer:
Because one of the crawls is a ONESIE Pub Crawl.
So I’m wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie because I like rainbows and unicorns.
The other pub crawl is a VALENTINE themed pub crawl.
And since my latex dress outfit fell through, I decided to just pick up a Valentine onesie and wear that.
It’s simple and doesn’t require lots of accessorizing.
Between you and I, I happen to have FIVE onesies – the unicorn, the Valentine, a zebra, the Grinch, and Chewbacca.
It’s impossible to have JUST ONE ONESIE.