I’m about to run around with a bunch of horny beasts.
No, I’m not talking about a progressive with Sigma Alpha Epsilon (the reigning fraternity when I was at UCSB).
I’m talking about real horned beasts.
Yes, I am participating in the Great Bull Run at the Alameda County Fairgrounds TOMORROW.
And I’m totally excited.
Following the Bull Run is the Tomato Royale – basically a big food fight where you get to fling rotten tomatoes at everyone. Keep that mouth closed! Yum.
I’m especially excited because my cousin Jennifer and a friend will be there too. Running with the bulls. And throwing tomatoes on me.
What could be a better way to spend and afternoon?
Wait… don’t answer that.