|….at least don’t laugh harder than me!The lingerie I ordered online arrived in the mail just in time to mock my single status. If you could anthropomorphize a chemise or pee-a-boo babydoll, they would be sticking their tongues out at me, crossing their eyes, and yelling “neener neener neener!”
Here’s a snapshot of the lingerie (and red glitter heels which match my Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz outfit):
And this is what made me laugh so hard I almost cried. My uber-gorgeous lingerie with matching microscopic thongs (WTF!!!) didn’t come in wrapping paper. Or tissue. Or little silk bags like I get at the lingerie shop downtown.
No…. my lingerie came in BOXES! At first, I wondered why the hell they were sending me pornos!!!
So, FYI….Trashy.com for lingerie. You can find it all.
Friday night, I took an impromptu trip to a celebratory anniversary party at a local lingerie shop.
I met up with my girlfriend Danielle, who invited me in the first place. There were lots of beautiful women there (some in lingerie) and the event had a sexy, fun vibe.
Did I mention the store also sells sex toys?
Danielle and I got our hands henna tattooed by a phenomenal artist. Any design you wanted took 5 minute.
Then they brought out the belly dancers.
The belly dancers were hot. Boy could they move. They took over a very small space and owned their femininity. They were gorgeous. Breathtaking.
Afterwards, we went to the DeAnza for cocktails. We brought along beautiful Barbara who looked this good.
I had an unexpectedly amazing time with Danielle ad beautiful Barbara. We even shared photos of our past lovers and I got Barbara, who loved dark meat, to declare that Austin was “really hot.” Bonus to Austin.
I’ll have to see them again soon.