I’ve been shopping for Burning Man.
It’s seriously a never-ending saga with me.
And it’s all because I love make believe.
Putting together outfits for a special event.
The thing about Burning Man is that it can get hot.
Especially during the day.
So I’ve been looking into buying lingerie to wear as clothing.
Give me a teddy and some cut off jean shorts and color me happy.
The problem is (or maybe it’s not a problem at all given my exhibitionist proclivities) my nipples show through the thin lace fabric.
What’s a gal to do when she has nipples showing through her teddy at Burning Man.
It’s all a-ok.
But for someone who doesn’t want to have her nipples stared at the obvious solution is pasties.
Pasties are basically a sticker that you put over your nipples to cover them up but still reveal your beautiful breasts.
In my lifetime I have bought half a dozen pairs of pasties and I’ve worn them exactly ZERO times.
It’s because as much as I want to look sexy, I’m not quite confident enough to pull them off.
I remind myself I’ve nursed 3 babies.
And I’m 45 years old.
Pasties are for 20-something year olds who have yet to ravage their bodies through bearing children.
Don’t pasties come with an age limit?
Sort of like those rides at the amusement park. . .
Your breasts must be THIS PERKY to wear these pasties.
Or some such nonsense.
It’s only because walking around topless in the heat at Burning Man sounds so liberating that I’m even CONSIDERING buying them again.
Maybe I’ll buy pasties, maybe I won’t.
Ultimately, I have to wear what I’m comfortable in and it seems I’m not quite ready to go there yet.
But hey, if I do?
You’ll see it here on unblunder first!