Lisa, Shermer Phys. Ed.

I’ve been working on my Lisa costume from Weird Science.

There are two famous outfits that Kelly LeBrock wears:

And Lisa in her Shermer Phys. Ed. wrestling coach outfit at the end of the movie.

This is what I’m working on:

  1. Blue suspender thong swimsuit ($19.99-$28.99)
  2. Curly brown wig ($18.90)
  3. Grey tube top ($7.99-$23.99)
  4. White high top women’s sneakers ($34.99-$38.99)
  5. Gray tights ($5.99-$7.99)
  6. Blue-striped tube socks ($7.99)

You can make the “SHERMER PHYS. ED.” tube top by buying blue iron on lettering and making it yourself:

The cost is $10.59 for blue glitter lettering.

And who doesn’t like a little sparkle with their outfit, I ask you?




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Eye Candy

I FINALLY purchased my red latex skater skirt for my Velma costume:

The costume has been just sitting at my house, waiting for me to order the skirt to complete the set.

The latex skirt is coming all the way from Russia.

I picked a slightly longer skirt than most on account of all the junk in my trunk.

I’m sure even though I ordered a longer skirt it will still BARELY cover my assets.

Which is fine.

So now, I have the following costumes for Burning Man 2020:

Latex Velma from Scooby Doo:

Lisa in wrestling coach clothes from Weird Science:

Barf from Spaceballs

The nice part about all these costumes is that THEY TAKE UP VERY LITTLE SPACE!

They each fit in a gallon size Ziploc bag, which means I won’t need to cart multiple costume bins to Burning Man.

There’s a benefit to wearing barely there outfits, besides the glaring obvious one: