The post where I wear a lobster in my hair

This past weekend I went to the Salvador Dali Anti Valentine’s Day Arti Parti with Barbara.

fullsizerender1I showed up wearing black leggings and a Toxic Love sweatshirt.

I also had a lobster on my head because, you know, who doesn’t wear a lobster on their head for a Dali Arti Parti?

fullsizerenderTejas and his lady love Yvonne showed up to the party all dressed up as well and Tejas took this lovely photo of me:

img_0971Could I look any worse?

Honestly, it’s SO BAD it’s good.

All that’s missing is a beer in my hand.

So I spent the night sitting in the corner chair dancing my heart out while drinking coronas.

It was a blast!

But I must say, I was a little disappointed.

I thought I’d be the only one wearing a lobster on my head and it turns out a BUNCH of other people showed up with lobsters – notably a woman wearing a bra with two lobsters attached and a pair of underwear with a lobster attached.

Link to the picture is HERE.

Who knew I’d b upstaged by a LOBSTER BIKINI!!!

And I never thought I’d write those two words together.

Go figure.


Another Anti-Valentine Day post

I know what you’re wondering.

You’re wondering “How long can this woman stay mad at Valentine’s Day?

And the answer is – A LONG TIME.

This year I will be going to a friend’s Anti-Valentine’s Day party in the Santa Cruz mountains.

The theme is “Salvador Dali” which I think is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

Imagine all the surreal costumes showing up.

The melting clocks.

The wonky eyeballs.

So, you may be wondering, what will I be wearing to this soiree?

I am wearing a red dress:

red-dresspaired with a very surreal lobster headband:

lobster-headbandI got my inspiration for Salvador Dali’s Lobster telephone which I find both playful and menacing – the perfect representation of surrealism.

lobster-telephoneOf course there is precedent for people putting lobsters on their heads:

lady-gagaEven good old Dali himself sported a crustacean on his own head.

salvador-daliSo there you have it.

My surreal Dali costume for the Anti Valentine’s Day party.

It’s gonna be F U N !