Burning Man is fast approaching.
This year I’m staying in Tejas’ RV, just like last year.
But this year there’s a TWIST.
Yvonne (Tejas’ ex-girlfriend) is coming with us.
O. M. G.
I know, I know.
It sound CRAZY but let me tell you, the two of them actually get along quite well and I think that it’ll all work out just fine.
We’re bringing Pete, my 10’ x 14’ tent just in case someone (Yvonne) needs private space.
It’s a lot to ask three people to share the same 180 square feet of space for A WEEK.
It’s certainly going to be an adventure.
Given the history between Tejas and Yvonne, I have to ask myself, am I prepared if they decide to couple up for Burning Man?
The answer is YES!
First of all, I adore them as a couple.
I love them both.
Second of all, I’m really comfortable being the third wheel.
Seeing as how ALL MY FRIENDS are coupled up, I frequently am the “third wheel” so it’s no big deal for me.
What are we going to do about privacy?
Give it to each other, as much as we can.
Of course, it is Burning Man.
There’s a certain amount of nudity that’s PAR FOR THE COURSE.
I anticipate that we’ll all see each other naked, in one way or another.
Tejas needs help getting into his kilts.
I need help getting into my corsets.
And I fully intend to wear the SKIMPIEST LITTLE NIGHTGOWNS TO BED TO BEAT THE HEAT.
Lord only knows what Yvonne’s going to do but if history repeats itself, she’ll have trouble keeping her clothes on.
What the hell. . .
. . .it’s BURNING MAN!