The difference between THIS pig mask:
And this pig mask:
Is that the first pig mask can be used at a socially distant Halloween party whereas the second one, while looking awfully realistic and attractive (for a pig nose), will not prevent the spread of covid.
Therefore I bought the first one today and I am thanking my lucky stars that I remembered this slight but ever so significant detail BEFORE the party!
I bought a lovely silver sequin dress for my Miss Piggy costume.
The problem is, there’s no thigh revealing side slit!
The slide slit is missing.
But that can be fixed by a skilled seamstress, no?
Well, the first place I went to wouldn’t alter the dress, but the SECOND place I went to agreed to give me a nice slit up the right side of the dress for $32.
The shoes I bought also needed a little help.
So I took them in to a repair shop for a little extra elastic.
My pink faux fur stole arrived and looks remarkably pale and almost purple-ish.
But It’ll work.
I actually think the coolness of the pink will go quite nicely with the silver dress.
It’s the ballerina pink gloves which might give me trouble.
I may need to shop for paler pink gloves to match the pink faux fur stole, like these sheer pink opera gloves:
And there you have it, a costume ready for a socially distanced Halloween Party.
Now, if only I knew of one. . .
Just kidding. I’m going.
More than anything, I NEED this costume:
Yes, I am totally crushing on Miss Piggy right now.
As in Kermit the Frog’s paramour lady love.
Pig ears ($9.99):
More expensive HERE ($33.99 with tail).
Pig nose ($3.60):
More expensive HERE ($11.99).
Silver sequin strapless gown ($106.99):
Also HERE ($124.50) and HERE ($119.99) for similar $.
Les expensive silver sequin dress HERE ($54.00) and HERE ($32.99).
Pink stole ($16.99):
PINK (not purple gloves, because Miss Piggy is a PINK lady – $10.99):
Also here, in a more saturated pink ($11.87).
Long blonde wig ($14.99):
And there you have it.
BTW, I think my friend Rupert needs to throw a MUPPET-THEMED party and invite everyone to come as their favorite Muppet.
I think I know a few STELLAR Miss Piggies!
And a couple OUTSTANDING Kermit The Frogs!
And don’t get me started on all the ANIMALS out there. . .