Planning ahead

The difference between THIS pig mask:

And this pig mask:

Is that the first pig mask can be used at a socially distant Halloween party whereas the second one, while looking awfully realistic and attractive (for a pig nose), will not prevent the spread of covid.

Therefore I bought the first one today and I am thanking my lucky stars that I remembered this slight but ever so significant detail BEFORE the party!

Trials and tribulations

I bought a lovely silver sequin dress for my Miss Piggy costume.

The problem is, there’s no thigh revealing side slit!

The slide slit is missing.

But that can be fixed by a skilled seamstress, no?

Well, the first place I went to wouldn’t alter the dress, but the SECOND place I went to agreed to give me a nice slit up the right side of the dress for $32.

The shoes I bought also needed a little help.

So I took them in to a repair shop for a little extra elastic.

My pink faux fur stole arrived and looks remarkably pale and almost purple-ish.

But It’ll work.

I actually think the coolness of the pink will go quite nicely with the silver dress.

It’s the ballerina pink gloves which might give me trouble.

I may need to shop for paler pink gloves to match the pink faux fur stole, like these sheer pink opera gloves:

And there you have it, a costume ready for a socially distanced Halloween Party.

Now, if only I knew of one. . .


Just kidding.  I’m going.

Miss Piggy

More than anything, I NEED this costume:

Yes, I am totally crushing on Miss Piggy right now.

As in Kermit the Frog’s paramour lady love.

Pig ears ($9.99):

More expensive HERE ($33.99 with tail).

Pig nose ($3.60):

More expensive HERE ($11.99).

Silver sequin strapless gown ($106.99):

Also HERE ($124.50) and HERE ($119.99) for similar $.

Les expensive silver sequin dress HERE ($54.00) and HERE ($32.99).

Pink stole ($16.99):

PINK (not purple gloves, because Miss Piggy is a PINK lady – $10.99):

Also here, in a more saturated pink ($11.87).

Long blonde wig ($14.99):

And there you have it.

Miss Piggy!

BTW, I think my friend Rupert needs to throw a MUPPET-THEMED party and invite everyone to come as their favorite Muppet.

I think I know a few STELLAR Miss Piggies!

And a couple OUTSTANDING Kermit The Frogs!

And don’t get me started on all the ANIMALS out there. . .