Miss Piggy

More than anything, I NEED this costume:

Yes, I am totally crushing on Miss Piggy right now.

As in Kermit the Frog’s paramour lady love.

Pig ears ($9.99):

More expensive HERE ($33.99 with tail).

Pig nose ($3.60):

More expensive HERE ($11.99).

Silver sequin strapless gown ($106.99):

Also HERE ($124.50) and HERE ($119.99) for similar $.

Les expensive silver sequin dress HERE ($54.00) and HERE ($32.99).

Pink stole ($16.99):

PINK (not purple gloves, because Miss Piggy is a PINK lady – $10.99):

Also here, in a more saturated pink ($11.87).

Long blonde wig ($14.99):

And there you have it.

Miss Piggy!

BTW, I think my friend Rupert needs to throw a MUPPET-THEMED party and invite everyone to come as their favorite Muppet.

I think I know a few STELLAR Miss Piggies!

And a couple OUTSTANDING Kermit The Frogs!

And don’t get me started on all the ANIMALS out there. . .