What’s up Tinder?!
It’s a hookup culture online.
I could go through men like a woman with hayfever goes through tissues in the spring.
It’s absolutely crazy how frequently I get asked for sex.
Dr. Blockhead is just one of MANY men who proposition me during our VERY FIRST TEXT conversation.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh?
Well despite how displeased I am to get asked for sex all the fucking time (like I’m some sort of hooker), there are WORSE situations than that.
Worse than being a hooker?
But oh yes, there is.
My girlfriend suffers from what I call the “Buy me an iTunes card” phenomenon.
She’s been on Tinder a month and in that time she’s had 5 guys ask her for money – usually in the form of an iTunes gift card.
Why an iTunes card?
But even more dumbfounding is that they’re asking at all.
Are they looking for a sugar mama?
And if they are, shouldn’t they look like Zac Efron or George Clooney and not a paunchy, middle aged, balding engineer with poor taste in polo shirts?
I’m just saying.