michelleMonkey Shots

No, monkey shots are not some new cocktail craze.

Monkey shots are dick pics, sent (usually) unsolicited to an unsuspecting woman who is suddenly confronted with some guy’s junk.

Now to be perfectly honest, sometimes I’ve asked for a monkey shot.

Just cuz turn about is fair play.

If I’m going to send mine then he needs to send his.

I have quite the collection of monkey shots.

So much so that my friend Marina and I were thinking of putting up a display at Burning Man – an artistic display so to speak – of all the dick pics we’ve received.

This past weekend, I was sitting around a fire when the subject of monkey shots came up.

I casually mentioned that one guy sent me a picture of him peeing.

Like up close and personal.

He thought it was funny.

I was not so amused.

Then I had to look through all my old photos to find the picture because some party guests wanted to see it.

Lo and behold I found it.

Monkey shot full of pee.

We moaned.

We groaned.

We rolled our eyes.

And pretty much everyone agreed, I am a magnet for nasty boys.