I know we all have our kinks.
I happen to like sniffing neoprene AND wearing black vinyl lingerie.
Scuba diving turns me on.
And my lingerie drawers are filled with slippery black undergarments.
I know we are helpless to resist our kinks.
Put me in a surf shop and you will eventually find me standing among the wetsuits.
In my day, I’ve met men with unique kinks.
Wearing ladies’ panties.
But honestly, when I was text messaged by someone asking me if I wore flat shoes and had stinky feet he could sniff until he passed out, I was a bit floored.
No. . .
I suppose it’s not much different than me huffing neoprene, but the idea of sniffing someone’s sour smelling toes DOES NOT SOUND GOOD.
Having my feet ticked might appeal to me.
I am very ticklish and I have big feet so I’m sure I’d be a dream for someone to tickle.
And laughter is an aphrodisiac, so it’s feasible I could really get turned on.
But stinky feet?
I’d rather chew on a piece of tinfoil while shaving my head with a cheese grater.