I’m a man-eating whore (just kidding)

I’m a man-eating whore.

At least I MUST be since I write this blog about sex, dating, and relationships.

Okay, maybe I don’t write about relationships. But trust me, if I had a relationship, I would be writing about it.

Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy being single.  Every available (unmarried and unattached) man I meet is an opportunity to make a connection.

But there are times when being the single girl sucks.

Like when a married woman assumes if you’re talking to her husband you’ve got designs on him.

Or when you’re the only single at a couples party (á la Bridget Jones).

Or. . .

. . .when the wife of a friend CONTACTS YOUR SISTER to accuse you of trying to steal her husband because. . .

. . .wait for it. . .

. . .you replied to his IM on Facebook.

Indeed.

So there you have it.

This man-eating whore with the trashy blog is obviously so lacking in morals she would message A MARRIED MAN.

Better put a scarlet letter on me. Or maybe stamp “tramp” on my forehead.

Obviously, I’ve committed a grievous offense.

You know what I have to say about it?

HATERS GONNA HATE.

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I’m a man-eating whore

At least I must be since I write this blog about sex, dating, and relationships.

Okay, maybe I don’t write about relationships. But trust me, if I had a relationship, I would be writing about it.

Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy being single.  Every available (aka unmarried/unattached) man I meet is an opportunity to make a connection. And no one is going to complain if I have “spaghetti” for dinner and “spicy chorizo” for breakfast 🙂

But there are times when being the single girl sucks. Like when a married woman assumes if you’re talking to her husband you’ve got designs on him. Or when you’re the only single at a couples party (a la Bridget Jones).

Or…

…when the wife of a friend CONTACTS YOUR SISTER to accuse you of trying to steal her husband because…

…wait for it…

…you replied to his IM on Facebook.

Indeed.

So there you have it. This man-eating whore with the trashy blog is obviously so lacking in morals she would IM A MARRIED MAN.

Better put a scarlet letter on me. Or maybe stamp “tramp” on my forehead.

Obviously, I’ve committed a grievous offense.

You know what I have to say about it?

HATERS GONNA HATE.

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