unSCruz 2018: Appreciations

All right.

The overwhelming story that emerges from unSCruz 2018 is one of community.

Despite the fact that we took up more space than we were alotted, we managed to squeeze everyone but the largest camper into our little plot of unSCruz real estate.

It was a beautiful thing to be living in community with so many wonderful, lovely people.

And of course when it was time to gift spankings and cookies to the crowds, everyone stepped up and played their part and we ran like a smooth well-oiled spanking and cookie baking machine.

I must give a shot out to all my campmates who really killed it food-wise for our Saturday potluck.

And then stuck around on Sunday to help tear down the camp, load my truck, and just generally being awesome people I loved spending my weekend with.

We had two women camping with us who were newbies to regional burns and they really rocked their outfits and spent time socializing with their camp mates.

I heart them for embracing the Burning Man culture, despite not having experienced a Burn.

And then there were the fabulous trio of men who complimented me and flirted with me ALL WEEKEND LONG.

They also were fabulous chefs and magnificent company the entire time.

And of course, who can forget the ladies, especially Marina who walked around in a tutu and bra and looked smashing!

Then there’s Yvette who gave out the MOST AMAZING HUGS and really made all of us feel loved and cared for.

GQ, who I swear is my brother from another mother, was a most excellent volunteer and really took on the role of helping out everyone in camp and in the larger community.

“MotherP” and Tejas deserve special kudos for looking after me (more on that later), and of course who can forget Dan and his girlfriend who really added color to the event and our camp.

I also have to thank Ned for bringing his hot tub and then soaking with me in it.

But no weekend recap would be complete without mentioning our fearless leader (and his lovely wife) who made the entire event possible by producing it with the incomparable Sass.

Without Twisty and Sass, there would be empty fairgrounds and no festival.

So much more to say, but for now, just thank yous all around and my unending appreciation for the extraordinary individuals whom they are!

Hugs and kisses for everyone!

Spanking and a cookie…

spank classI took a spanking class

This might seem like a random thing to you but I took it because I’m camping with Otis SPANKMORE for Burning Man and we give out spankings and cookies.

That’s just our thing.

So everyone who wanted training on how to spank was invited to this course.

And who am I to pass up a free class on how to spank?

It was quite entertaining.

More like stand up comedy if you ask me.

Our instructor was absolutely HILARIOUS.

Near the end of the class, he gave a spanking to his demo model.

It kinda looked like fun.

So when he asked for a volunteer from the audience, I volunteered.

Of course.

If nothing else, it’ll make a great blog post.

I dropped trou, thankful that I’d worn my nice panties., bent over the spanking bench, and proceeded to have a lovely little spanking delivered to my butt by the instructor.

It was quite extraordinary.

It started out slow, just generating heat in me but then as it built up, I gradually got all tingly and that sensation grew deeper and deeper until I was gasping.

All in all, a fun experience.

When it was all over, I got a hug from the instructor, plus a glass of water, plus the instructor’s phone number.

Apparently I am fun to spank and he’d like to repeat the experience.

Girl’s still got it!

So if you’re coming to Burning Man 2015, and you’re looking for a good spanking, come by Otis Spankmore and get your spanking AND a fresh baked cookie!


Spankings and Sharpies

At Burning Man, there are camps you can join to be part of a larger group having fun on the playa.  Often these camps center their activities around a theme – hence the coined term “theme camp.”

At first, I was camping with The Lost Penguins.

That was until I met Tejas.

Tejas, who patiently schooled me on all things Burning Man, then asked me out.

One thing lead to another and before I knew it, he was asking me to join his camp.

And I’ve agreed.

It seems like the right thing to do to stay with Tejas for the duration of my time on the playa. Or at least spend some time with him.

So now it looks like I’ll be camping with Otis Spankmore.

Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is – cookies and spankings.

Now I’m not big into spankings, courtesy of an ex boyfriend who liked to leave me with scabs. But I am big on cookies.

And sharpie pens.

You know me and my sharpie pen obsession.

It makes me want to suggest that instead of a spanking, I get drawn on with sharpies.

Wouldn’t that be fun?!