Burning Man 2016: You’re not supposed to pee on the playa

img_0247So there I am.

On the playa.

At night after the man burn.

And as I’m riding on this art car called “The Party Snail” I start to see these dark spots on the playa (click image for enlarged view).

All over.

Weird little spots on the playa that weren’t there earlier.

Sometimes they’d appear in clusters.

And as shapes take form in our headlights, I spot a girl squatting on the playa, peeing.

Now.

You’re not SUPPOSED to pee on the playa.

You’re supposed to use one of the port-o-potties that are located around the playa.

But apparently there are either not enough of them or they are not conveniently located BECAUSE. . .

ALL THOSE SPOTS!

I know what it’s like when you’ve got to go.

YOU’VE GOT TO GO.

So I understand why these burners took a naturist view of piddling.

But still.

YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PEE ON THE PLAYA!

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Burning Man 2016 Flashback: You’re not Supposed to Pee on the Playa

img_0247So there I am.

On the playa.

At night after the man burn.

And as I’m riding on this art car called “The Party Snail” I start to see these dark spots on the playa (click image for enlarged view).

All over.

Weird little spots on the playa that weren’t there earlier.

Sometimes they’d appear in clusters.

And as shapes take form in our headlights, I spot a girl squatting on the playa, peeing.

Now.

You’re not SUPPOSED to pee on the playa.

You’re supposed to use one of the port-o-potties that are located around the playa.

But apparently there are either not enough of them or they are not conveniently located BECAUSE. . .

ALL THOSE SPOTS!

I know what it’s like when you’ve got to go.

YOU’VE GOT TO GO.

So I understand why these burners took a naturist view of piddling.

But still.

YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PEE ON THE PLAYA!

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Nasty!

michelleMonkey Shots

No, monkey shots are not some new cocktail craze.

Monkey shots are dick pics, sent (usually) unsolicited to an unsuspecting woman who is suddenly confronted with some guy’s junk.

Now to be perfectly honest, sometimes I’ve asked for a monkey shot.

Just cuz turn about is fair play.

If I’m going to send mine then he needs to send his.

I have quite the collection of monkey shots.

So much so that my friend Marina and I were thinking of putting up a display at Burning Man – an artistic display so to speak – of all the dick pics we’ve received.

This past weekend, I was sitting around a fire when the subject of monkey shots came up.

I casually mentioned that one guy sent me a picture of him peeing.

Like up close and personal.

He thought it was funny.

I was not so amused.

Then I had to look through all my old photos to find the picture because some party guests wanted to see it.

Lo and behold I found it.

Monkey shot full of pee.

We moaned.

We groaned.

We rolled our eyes.

And pretty much everyone agreed, I am a magnet for nasty boys.

NASTY!

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You’re not supposed to pee on the playa

img_0247So there I am.

On the playa.

At night after the man burn.

And as I’m riding on this art car called “The Party Snail” I start to see these dark spots on the playa.

All over.

Weird little spots on the playa that weren’t there earlier.

Sometimes they’d appear in clusters.

And as shapes take form in our headlights, I spot a girl squatting on the playa, peeing.

Now.

You’re not SUPPOSED to pee on the playa.

You’re supposed to use one of the port-o-potties that are located around the playa.

But apparently there are either not enough of them or they are not conveniently located BECAUSE. . .

ALL THOSE SPOTS!

I know what it’s like when you’ve got to go.

YOU’VE GOT TO GO.

So I understand why these burners took a naturist view of piddling.

But still.

YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PEE ON THE PLAYA!